All precious things, discover’d late,
To those that seek them issue forth;
For love in sequel works with fate,
And draws the veil from hidden worth.
...Tennyson...

July 4, 2007

This is hilarious :D

Here's a funny scrap by Sandhya in my orkut scrapbook. I found it extremely hilarious and thought of preserving it for posterity by putting it here and also make my visitors laugh their head off...

The nice men are ugly.

The handsome men are not nice.

The handsome and nice men are gay.

The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.

The men who are not so handsome, but are nice, have no money.

The nice, semi-handsome men with money think we are only after their money.

The men without money are after our money.

The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough.

The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice, and have money, are cowards.

The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice, have some money, and are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE.

The men who never make the first move automatically lose interest in us when we make the first move.


You're quite a philosopher, Sandhya, if you've written this on your own !!!

4 Wisecracks:

Nithya said...

Did Sandhya write this ???? :O

Whooooaaaaa !! Amazing :O

Unknown said...

expect for the first-move lines, in other replace 'men' with 'woman', 'money' with 'rich father'.. same hold true...;)

its an fwd-- and last line (which is missing in your post) Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's a woman's job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with.

Sandhya Ramachandran said...

A whole big clarification!!!

:D

Sandhya didn't write that though she wished she did when sh read that!!! :D

he he...

But I'm telling u, I might just write somthing on similar lines in the near future!!
;)

Aprilslady said...

@Nithya,
Sandhya says, she didn't write this:)But as she says, she is capable of writing such philosophical stuff ;)

@Yuva
Totally damaged the image of 'men'kind with the last lines!!!
Thanks a ton for enlightening me with yet another piece of philosophy :D

@Bajji Girl
LOL :D :D :D